This story unveils the enigmatic Auntique Institute, a distant location in the galaxy where aunties intricately weave tales spanning past, present, and future into hair strands. Narrated from the viewpoint of slightly exasperated employees, the assistants of the aunties issue a recruitment call for additional support, as the aunties, absorbed in their meditative states, have delegated all tasks to them. The narrative later transitions to showcasing the aunties within a vast and mystical complex of waterways and hair, deeply engaged in the art of archival weaving. This piece explores the genesis of the Auntique chapter within the Auntieverse, drawing inspiration from the concept of the Akashic Records, a legendary compendium said to hold all universal knowledge across time.